That's supposed to be Leia

Yes, I am quite aware that I'm an awful artist.

"The Second" Coming Soon!

I've recently been talking with a good friend (a girl, woo hoo~) about religion. To be honest, religion isn't really my favorite bag-o-marbles, but I'm sure it wouldn't be a boast to say that I'm intimately familiar with religion as a whole.
Regardless of my beliefs, dinosaurs are MOST DEFINITELY atheist, probably because they can't accept a creator who'd toss a giant asteroid at them and then be all like "whoops, mah bad, we cool dawg?" (Note: God/other divine spirits don't actually talk like that, except on the interwewbs).

Patriotic Rhymez

Please remember that dinosaurs cannot spell.Additionally, if McCarthy ever rises from the dead, I'll be secure in the knowledge that I am DAMNED patriotic.
Just look at the song!
Also, when the search for WMD's was done in the Middle East, we couldn't find anything because all the fossils were BURIED. That's the secret everybody! Dinosaurs are the new weapons of choice!

Rock On.

These concerts have CRAZY pyrotechnics.
One day I'll write a song for it and you'll see.
Also, I probably should pay more attention during my classes.

Next Supreme Court Case: Dinosaurs v. Robots

Don't worry, it's a robot, they don't actually feel pain.

haha I should have been working on my English paper.
That's actually not that funny...hahaha dang it's 1:30.

I defy you and your tasty ways Newton!

First drawing/comic of the new year~
Yes, I know it's February. Get off my back.
Some may say that this comic was inspired by that song from Wicked. Maybe. But it wasn't. Entirely I mean.
It was actually inspired by Bill Waterson's drawing of a T-Rex in a jet. BRILLIANT.

We all should fly,
Out and up beyond
We could do it by plane
By jet pack or by prayer
Or by the seat of our pants
Forgive my fear of heights
Because I know one thing
When we all fly, fly away
We can look down here
In awe of how many
Problems we had
That could be
Fixed by just
Flying away
Just flying
away
away

Heisenberg Uncertainty: For electrons and ninjas

Science and knowledge in general has ruined my life. When I do things, I often think about the aspects of science (or other field of knowledge) that is applicable to that particular event.

Case in point: when I see a rainbow
I don't think: "How nice and pretty!"
I do think: "The angle the light makes with the raindrop is 42 degrees."
Case in point: running for exercise
I dont' think: "BLARGHHHHHH I'M DYING FROM EXERCISE"
I do think: "Since I'm moving, I wonder how many picoseconds younger I'll be than if I hadn't run at allBLARGHHHHHH I'M DYING FROM EXERCISE"

I ain't no dinosaur

Just finished a wonderful book a friend gave me. "The Last Lecture," by Randy Pauche. Pretty good, in my opinion, but to be honest, I have read books that were better written.
But in and of itself, perhaps this is something to be marveled at; the author (or lecturer in this case) was human, and this was possibly the best portrayal of humanity from someone who is just a man. Not a writer, not an orator of great renown, but a man.

As for the comic itself, well, I'll admit I do dress like a poor emo kid from time to time (I can't help that the majority of my wardrobe is dark colored), but I would hope that my demeanor would dissuade anyone from harping on me for my apparel.

One final note, my spelling isn't always completely atrocious. But that's mostly due to the fact that words that are wrong have helpful red squiggly lines under them.
Thank goodness for computers <3

So it didn't work out, with the timing and everything (you know how it goes). But that's okay, at least I tried, and that's what matters, right? (Refer to picture above)

Besides, I'm a MAN. I didn't need no commitment anyway. Just someone to hold and make me feel manly. Also, someone to nuzzle my neck (what can I say, I'm a Taurus).

I've decided to start drawing comics. As you can see, I'm not a very good artist. Additionally, I'm cheap and use whatever paper I happen to have lying around. (The above drawing is done on the back of a cat calendar) Hopefully I'll get more entertaining as life goes on.
Also, the dinosaurs won't be as jerk-ish (maybe not, it's a little funny that way).

Yukon Ho! (Thank you, Bill Watterson, you are my inspiration...G.R.O.S.S)